Monday, February 28, 2011

A Voice For Men radio show

A new era in Men's Rights Activism has arrived - a radio show devoted to men!

The esteemed Paul Elam (A Voice for Men) together with a Spearhead regular known only as Keyster are collaborating to bring this to us.

For those of you not in the know, Paul Elam is the (considered) enfant terrible of the feminist sphere with his works and writings. March 1st, when this long-awaited radio show debuts, it will be one significant step in sending feminism back to the boondocks where it rightfully belongs.

A small call for funding is also in order. A talk show is expensive to produce, especially if it's your first. So please head on down to Tom Leykis, tell him about the new show and you will donate four dollars to AVfM! Remember to leave a note here too so you may stand up and be counted.

Two days and counting and a new day has come (I hate Celine Dion but that was apt!)!


Monday, February 21, 2011

L'art d'insulter des femmes -Take Two

Sequels can sometimes backfire, as movie sequels often do.
But my first post on this subject was wildly popular (I do praise myself).
So here, then are a few more rejoinders for your use.

Modern One-liners - 2
- I'll man up when you woman down.
- I don't have to get some balls honey ... I was born with 'em!
- The two I have are two more than you'll ever have.
- I don't have a small dick ... Its your cooch that's cavernous ... I'll be lost in there.
- Jeez, you're fat ... Really, really - FAT.
- Even the tide wouldn't take her out!
- She is so ugly she could make onions cry.
- Yes you're pretty ... pretty stupid.
- Why do you even get up in the morning?
- Her face could turn Medusa to stone.

Deadly put-downs
- Diarrhea of the mouth, constipation of ideas.
- Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent.
- If you really want to know about mistakes you should ask your parents.
- Do you still love nature....despite what it did to you?
- Words can not express how much ... I hate you.
- I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are.
- She's got a body that won't quit and a brain that won't start.
- You could throw her in the river and skim ugly for two days.

Famous Insults, by Famous Names
- "That woman speaks eight languages and can't say "no" in any of them." (Dorothy Parker)
- "She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation." (Jean Webster)
- "She never was really charming till she died." (Terence)
- "You're a good example of why some animals eat their young." (Jim Samuels)
- "Pushing forty? She's hanging on for dear life." (Ivy Compton-Burnett)
- "Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome." (Oscar Levant)
- "The perfection of rottenness." (William James)
- "Yeah, she's beautiful, but you can't find her IQ with a flashlight." (From "The Greatest American Hero")
- "A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often." (Oliver Herford)
- "Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking." (Rupert Hughes)
- "That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting." (Douglas Adams)
- "And you, madam are [insert word of choice]. But I shall be sober in the morning." (Winston Churchill)

The All-Time Classic of Classics
"How dare you!"

The Ultimate Modern Classic
"Yo! Feminist, do it yourself!"

That last was discovered in the comments section of The Spearhead, in response to an article entitled In Stalinist Academic Climate, Candid Thoughts Prompt Career Liquidation; and was penned by a commenter who styled himself as The Private Man.
This must now rank as my all-time new favourite. To be used when womyn will denigrate men to her liking but will expect them to jump to her bidding if she waggles her finger. Remember it was the Femicunts who loudly proclaimed "Women need men like a fish needs a bicycle"? My response to that from henceforth will be - Yo! Feminist, do it yourself!


Friday, February 11, 2011

Boycott February 14th - a "Nomance" Day

The time has come.
"What time?" you may ask.
That time of year when womyn the world over transmogrify into demanding entitlement princesses in the name of love.
Yes, we are talking about V-Day - Valentine's Day.

Over at The Spearhead, an article has been posted leading to something that has been published on Yahoo ("The 6 Mistakes Men Make On Valentine's Day") that is nothing more than orgiastic revelling of misandry. And, as Zed, the Spearhead author, rightly points out, "just kidding" is NO excuse for man-bashing.

I call, for the second time running, a BOYCOTT on 14th February:
  1. Its all about her.
  2. Its phony, expected, guilt-driven, overpriced.
  3. Its all about her.
  4. Facebook says it’s Breakup Day.
  5. Its all about her.
(Thanks to Marc Rudov - both the tips and the picture)

If these womyn think that treating men like dogs is hilarious (odious JC Penney ad) and then expecting them to pander to her entitlement princess greed with flowers, chocolates, champagne, jewellery et al is pushing it.

Not worth the trouble. And in case you didn't get my import the first time around, allow me to repeat it a little more emphatically - NOT WORTH IT!

Like Marc Rudov, I will gladly do nice things if the woman is worth it. Did you hear that? IF THE WOMAN IS WORTH IT. Most of the time, SHE'S NOT.

Take it from me - reading Rudov is a must-do. Its the best street education next to Tom Leykis. You will come away with an arsenal's worth of logical ammunition to defend against the stupidest, most one-sided and commercialized excuse ever fabricated by the merchant-maureens to part company with your money to a harridan who, most decidedly, does not deserve a single cent of it!


Tuesday, February 08, 2011

I respond to comments ...

After weeks of wrestling with a horrendous workload -the school I teach in is in the process of accreditation, and a 4½-year old PC that decided he would throw up screen interference "for the heck of it!", I'm back in business. And that's after spending a couple of hours repairing outdated/corrupted drivers. I won't bore you so I'll pass on the gory details.

For those of you who commented, apologies for getting the comments out so late, but I've published them. And to Fidelbogen (The Counter-Feminist), that link to Gynocentrism Theory was excellent! Thanks for that. So good it was I have added it to my blogroll.

Captain NoMarriage and MarkyMark have both likened me to Tom Leykis. That I take as a compliment. There is no way I can be as gutsy/ballsy as Leykis - the man is an institution unto himself! I do claim to be inspired by Leykis, having heard several of his podcasts, most notably the one where a man named Angelo spiked his used condom with Arby's Horsey Sauce. I can't, for the life of me, locate the original though. However, at least two websites have referred to it - Elusive Wapiti and Pro-Male/Anti-Feminist Technology - so go and have a listen. Its a YouTube video but its more like a radio talkshow and its drop-dead funny.

There have been increasing calls to temper our tone. I refute that. This was at the back of my head for some time now and it saw birth when I read an article at the Spearhead: Should Men Tame Their Rhetoric? Further on, a call for donations descended into a not-so-pretty exchange between a (cloaked) mangina who goes by the name of Eoghan, and several of The Spearhead's regular posters/commentors. The gist of the exchange was that we should use rhetoric and civil speech to counter the feminists. This ding-donged back and forth between several commentators until E. Steven Berkimer from The False Rape Society lashed out with this gem of a reply:
You want to civilly talk to feminists like Futrelle. Feel free. But you really need to knock the shit off of telling other how they SHOULD talk. you don’t get to make that decision. I stop by his site regularly, and I just don’t think you realize that they consider you a joke. You aren’t making any kind of headway there. And then you have the temerity to come here, and say that men shouldn’t use brusque language. Sorry, but no. Men HAVE tried to be civil. And we got slapped down for it. Now it’s time to fight. You don’t like it, feel free to walk away. But don’t EVER presume to tell me what to say, or how to say it.
Hear! Hear! I cannot but agree wholeheartedly with that statement. My cats lash out at any one who rubs them up the wrong way, I will adopt that approach too. And sometimes when lashing out doesn't achieve the desired result, a (more) effective way is to ignore. Women cannot abide being ignored, especially when they are in their "shit-test" mode. Try it and see.

By the way, the original credit for the "World's Shortest Fairy Tale" must go to MarkyMark who published it from a submission by an anonymous reader (see original). All I did was pretty it up by setting it properly in Adobe Illustrator. I take no credit for the story other than the design.


Friday, February 04, 2011

The Lone Nut -Unequal Epigrams

According to wikipedia, Dr. Celia Green is a British philosopher whose writings encompass philosophical skepticism, twentieth-century thought, and psychology.
She is also the author of The Human Invasion, one of the most celebrated social commentaries in the 20th century. You can read this online here.


Wednesday, February 02, 2011

CNY Greetings

Lunar New Year greetings as we usher in the
Year of the Golden Rabbit!

Patterned background courtesy of Vecteezy!
Thumper appears with permission from Walt Disney Studios
The bamboo grove is kindly supplied by Nick La from studio