Originally February 13th was coined Dead Bra Day, a day where women were encouraged to ditch their old, grotty bras and buy new ones. Lingerie makers and outlets often hold sales on this day to that very end. It was popularised by Tyra Banks as a day where women could also pamper themselves by indulging in lingerie.
I say since she is on her "pamper herself" trip, she and go pamper herself out of your life. (Remember: fish don't need bicycles.)
In doing so:
- You will have more time for yourself
- You will have a better bank balance
- You will be more sane
- You can do more meaningful things
AND MAKE SURE YOU LEAVE HER THERE!